The Clever Helpful Bitter trinity was coined many years ago while working in academia, and these descriptors have followed me ever since.

Yes, I am clever and I can even be helpful, but my years on this planet have also made me bitter.

Therefore, most blog content will be littered with swear words, insults, sexual references, and dirty martinis.

I’m not for everyone so stay or go.

Do what you want.

If you do stay, here is where you will find:

as well as a link to my Redbubble shop, where you can find Clever Helpful Bitter merchandise.

I’m a day-drinking lush, so listen to my song here: